Tennyson Eliot Blake (
borrowed_time) wrote2016-12-06 08:26 pm
Vegging Out with Vegan Cows and Kavinsky
It wasn't that she didn't want to be there. There was never a time that she didn't want to hang out with Kavinsky. There were just times, like now, when she wished that he could just get blitz with her. That they could bury themselves in the biggest bottle of Beam she could find, smoke some high grade shit, and just... avoid for awhile.
Of course, she couldn't say any of that to Kavinsky. The guy was on the wagon and that was a great thing. But that was a lot healthier than her destructive tendencies craved. That was probably why she needed to be there though. She couldn't exactly crucify Ammy for running off if she was going to the same thing.
Finally getting out of the car, she heads up to the house and knocks before just walking in. "Hey! Where you at?! You promised me ice cream!"
Of course, she couldn't say any of that to Kavinsky. The guy was on the wagon and that was a great thing. But that was a lot healthier than her destructive tendencies craved. That was probably why she needed to be there though. She couldn't exactly crucify Ammy for running off if she was going to the same thing.
Finally getting out of the car, she heads up to the house and knocks before just walking in. "Hey! Where you at?! You promised me ice cream!"
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Kavinsky pokes his head out of the kitchen and then comes over and without hesitation gives her a big damn hug. He might even squish her a little bit. "Holy shit, it's good to see you."
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"You too, handsome. And with my own eyes."
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"Is everything ok in there?" He sets her down and pulls back to look at her. "I mean, as far as your brain settling into itself and stuff."
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Tenny does her best to smile through his question but she knew he would see through any attempt to lie or sugar coat it so she didn't bother. "Mostly I think. I mean I'm me. Not Amadeus or a demon. Things just feel... off. Constantine warned us that would happen though. I was in someone else's head for weeks. I've got to get used to being me again."
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"Yeah, I figured that would last a while. Fucking weeks, that's so fucked. Can't believe that shit went down." He shakes his head, not at her, but at the situation and the stupidity of that overgrown green idiot.
"We'll get your head back to normal. We'll hang out and fuck off and you'll remember exactly what it's like to be you." He throws an arm over her shoulder and tugs her toward the kitchen.
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Once in the kitchen, she didn't wait for him to serve her ice cream. She'd spent enough time there that she knew where things were. She just helped herself. No bowl. Just the carton and a couple spoons. "You know what's really good with Chunky Monkey? Parks and Rec. I think I need a little Fat Pratt in my life."
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He squeezes her, then lets go and gets to work on making the hot chocolate. The freezer is filled with not only her flavor, but a bunch more in case she wants to go through some other flavors. He tried to keep their other ice cream separate so she wouldn't end up with tortured cows or whatever. "Normally I'd groan and roll away, but this time I'll let you have your Fat Pratt. I've never watched that show before. You're gonna have to clue me in."
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Since she didn't know if it the rest was okay for her to eat, she just stuck with the Chunky Monkey. She was even a couple spoonfuls deep into it by the time he came with the hot chocolate. "It's a great show. You'll like it. It's very anti-establishment for being a show about a government office. And you'll fuckin' love Ron. Pratt is my show-verse husband but I want to BE Ron Swanson when I grow up minus the obsession with breakfast meat.
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Kavinsky will probably clue her in later. For now he's dumping marshmallows into their mugs. Those are vegan too. He figured he might as well dream up everything for her just in case. "Who do you think I'm most like?"
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There is no hesitation. "Definitely Tom. Right down to the shitty taste in music." She teases shooting a grin over her shoulder as she heads to the living room and the big screen to put on her show.
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"Tom better be the most fucking amazing guy that has ever walked on this earth." He flings his leg out and kicks her ass lightly, then grabs the hot chocolate so she can't kick him back without making him burn himself. "My music isn't shitty. It's fucking amazing and you just suck at knowing the difference cause you're tone deaf from being on stage for so long." Hallmark. There you go.
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"It's Aziz Ansari. Of course he's amazing!" She laughs plopping down on the couch. "Fuck you. I have perfect pitch. You're just jealous of my skills."
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"I have no idea who any of these people are." He sets everything down in front of them, pursing his lips at her. "Uh huh. You've never heard me sing." And no one ever will... well, aside from Ronan, and that was only the Happy Birthday song. Maybe a Christmas carol, or something.
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"Okay, the blond is Leslie Knope. She's weird and way too into her job but nice. The guy with the mustache was Ron Swanson. I want to be him. He's the boss but the only reason he has a government job is because he doesn't think that the government should be all up in people's business so he tries to stop the department from getting too big or involved in the community. The mopey brunette is April. She's still an intern in this episode and Ron hired her because she doesn't really care and mostly just plays on her phone. Pratt is Andy. He's funny and sort of dumb but super sweet and April likes him but he's still hung up on Anne, the pretty brunette. They used to date but she dumped him because he's a musician and kind of a freeloader. Andy was tryin' to win her back but April is hopin' to swoop in and lock that shit down. Tom, the guy that I think you are like, is the Indian guy. He's one of those guys that know all the clubs and talks in hashtags and has a different start-up company like every other episode but under the nice clothes and house music, he's actually a great guy and seems like he would be really fun to hang out with."
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He listened to her tell him all about Parks and Rec, eyebrows raised. He can't imagine. watching an entire show about this, but he's curious. "I don't talk in hashtags!" Well sometimes he does, maybe. "So now they're just hanging out at the office and doing bullshit things? I guess I can get behind that."
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"It's not like a perfect representation of you! Just the one you are most like. Maybe some April in there too. Me? I'm probably a weird mix of Ben, Andy, and Ron. I would throw Tom in there but I'm not that cool."