29 September 2016 @ 11:19 pm
Honey Badger Don't Give a Fuck!  


That's right. I know you've all been eager to find out what Hogwarts House I belong to. Well, now you have it. My Ilvermorny House is Pukwudgie. My wand is an Elm wood with a Phoenix feather core 12 ¾" and Brittle flexibility. And my patronis is the mighty Hedgehog. Don't get too close, motherfuckers! I'm spiky!
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
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Jonothon Evan Starsmore (Chamber): scarf[personal profile] hollow_man on October 15th, 2016 04:05 pm (UTC)
~Look. Not even monsters want to be alone, and if you have to fake wot you are it feels... dirty.

Lying doesn't 'elp, luv.

I can project okay. I'm rubbish at mind reading.~
Tennyson Eliot Blake: Too Cool[personal profile] borrowed_time on October 15th, 2016 04:09 pm (UTC)
Exactly. What she did was dirty.

Look at me. I'm not lyin'. It's fucked up what happened to you but I grew up in hospitals. You're not even the first person I've ever seen without a bottom jaw. It's fucked up what happened to you but you're no monster. You're a survivor. Like me.

That's a shame. That could have come in real handy. Though it's probably better that you can't see in my head. Keep a little mystery. [She winks at him.]
Jonothon Evan Starsmore (Chamber): shot to the heart[personal profile] hollow_man on October 15th, 2016 04:26 pm (UTC)
~Tennyson. This one is on me. Let me accept that.

I'm sorry, sometimes I forget 'ow much you've been through. We are that, at any rate.

An intriguing mystery.~
Tennyson Eliot Blake: Haha[personal profile] borrowed_time on October 15th, 2016 04:39 pm (UTC)
You accept too much responsibility. Fine, you were a hound. You went for the pretty one when the not-as-pretty one would have been just fine. But she's no innocent and you shouldn't play with people like that. So you were both wrong. Feel better.

Yeah, well, I hide most of my ugly on the inside. Makes it easy to forget.

[She snorts.]
Jonothon Evan Starsmore (Chamber): ullo[personal profile] hollow_man on October 15th, 2016 07:17 pm (UTC)
~Thank you.

True. I think yer beautiful.

You are.~
Tennyson Eliot Blake: Talky[personal profile] borrowed_time on October 15th, 2016 07:52 pm (UTC)
You're welcome.

I think you might be near sighted. [She laughs and shakes her head.] I'm alright.

Yeah? What's so intriguing about me?
Jonothon Evan Starsmore (Chamber): ullo[personal profile] hollow_man on October 16th, 2016 02:39 am (UTC)
[Even when he had a face, Jonothon's best feature was his eyes - expressive and piercing. He fixed Tennyson with a deliberate gaze for once.]

~Yer brilliant.

Of course yer intriguing. You've seen a lot already, and you've a fast mind. You probably 'ave lots of deep thoughts.~
Tennyson Eliot Blake: Grins![personal profile] borrowed_time on October 16th, 2016 05:26 am (UTC)
[She laughs and runs her fingers through her hair. She was better at taking compliments than she used to be but she was still pretty awkward at it. Most of the time she just cracked a joke and changed the subject. Much the way she just did before. There is something in the way he's looking at her that stops her from doing it a second time.]

Thank you. Anyway, what were talking about?

Me? Hardly. I'm totally shallow.
Jonothon Evan Starsmore (Chamber): ullo[personal profile] hollow_man on October 16th, 2016 06:31 am (UTC)
~I think I was whingeing, as usual.

'Ow you figure?~
Tennyson Eliot Blake: Nerd Alert![personal profile] borrowed_time on October 17th, 2016 01:24 am (UTC)
[She smirks.] You are a total whiner. This is true.

Well, maybe not totally shallow but I am very American in my attention span and love for instant pleasure. It's like my TV. I would rather watch a season in a day than an episode once a week.
Jonothon Evan Starsmore (Chamber): ullo[personal profile] hollow_man on October 17th, 2016 02:27 am (UTC)
~That just means yer intense.~
Tennyson Eliot Blake: Smile Bangs[personal profile] borrowed_time on October 17th, 2016 03:24 am (UTC)
That's a nice way to put it.