Very Punny!

[borrowed_time]

I had a dream that I was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like "wtf are you wearing?" and I said "it's a crop top". Then I laughed so hard I woke myself up.

Comments

[candysgirl]

I like the joke!

[borrowed_time]

I totally want to HIGH5 my subconscious!

[candysgirl]

You can do that the next time you go to sleep. When I have dreams like that, I usually close my eyes again and hope to finish.

[borrowed_time]

I can't remember ever waking up laughing before but it's a great way to wake up. I highly recommend it.

[candysgirl]

You need to find that shirt, somewhere.

[borrowed_time]

Maybe I'll paint one myself.

[candysgirl]

You can! Do you want me to sew a plain shirt for you? I'm very good at sewing.

[borrowed_time]

You would do that?

[candysgirl]

Yes, I love sewing.

[borrowed_time]

I mean if you want to make me one, I'm not going to say no. That would be awesome of you. What do you need from me? Fabric?

[candysgirl]

Yes, fabric and... do you want it to actually be a crop top, or another style shirt?

[borrowed_time]

I suppose it could be anything since the corn is the crop. Could it be like one of those off the shoulder deals?

[candysgirl]

Yes! That will look nice on you.

[borrowed_time]

Thanks! This is stupid but I've always liked my neck.